My semen smells like the remnants of a Taco Bell Chicken Ranch Gordita.

She is, evidently, a contestant on Top Chef.

Where the Gremlins Are

Idea: A reality competition for aspiring film trailer editors. The winner gets to oversee the first trailer for an anticipated summer film.

Challenge Ideas:
Create a modern trailer for a classic film.
Create a trailer that markets a [insert genre] film as a [insert different genre] film.
Create a trailer that incorporates a predetermined song.

The products are things that viewers can judge too, and the prize is low-risk. If a studio doesn't like a winner's trailer, it can just release another one.

• New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
• Virginia gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnell's new campaign commercial
• GREEN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!