Pedro: Wanna see a magic trick? Ryan: Sure. Jimmy: You have to teach me, man!
Date Archives October 2009
Bright Lights, Big City
On our drive back from lunch, Owen interrogated me about CES. Again. "You are inordinately excited about CES. We're not press. I thought you've worked trade shows before? It sucks!" O: CES coincides with the Adult Entertainment Expo, which I've always wanted to attend. J:…
An OMGWTF Halloween
The planned quiet evening at home turns out to be not so quiet with a surprise visit from the DVD STORE OWNER and his entourage! It's passed [sic] midnight and the couple forgot to return the DVDs! The late fee must be paid for in…
White Man in Hammersmith Palais
I want to see Dexter tell Rita everything. Other than being arrested at 18 for burglarizing the home of an ex-girlfriend, George P. Bush appears to have all the right credentials to carry the Bush legacy well into the future. [source] What's a little breaking…
Succu Dry
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men.
And who are you supposed to be?
Over the weekend, I attended the wedding of a childhood family friend Google lawyers in love. Helen was the "mature" one in our mutual circle when we saw Robin Hood: Men in Tights at a cineplex, she ditched us to see The Secret…
John Lithgow Soundboard
That is, John Lithgow as the Trinity Killer on Dexter. We'll see how long this stays up. related: According to IMDb, John Lithgow is attached to Sony's live-action Smurfs movie, but not as Gargamel, even though he is a dead ringer for Gargamel.