"Mad About You." "No." "Frasier." "Heck no." "Seinfeld." "Definitely. Everyone likes Seinfeld. Even my father." "Friends." "Hmm… Do I think black people like Friends…?" "Circle of Life" (Modern Family) "Wise Up" (Community) "Runaway Train" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) Random musical references = guaranteed lulz….
Date Archives September 2009
Red Letter Day
At the post office today, I discovered Gluguls "alien glue sticks from another world" who "love to have exciting adventures with their kid-owners." Each Glugul glue stick "has its own special power." For example, one can glue shit together. Another can stick shit together….
Frasier Theme Song Backwards
Frasier Theme Song Backwards • a montage of contemporary horror and suspense cinema's go-to roadblock, non-working cell phones • Skateboard Tetris • And people say America's Funniest Home Videos isn't funny
Supertime
Supertime
I Am Legend
Please don't let I Am Legend to happen. A protest sign at the Values Voter Conference in Washington • The U.S. Government might nuke Chicago, IL on Tuesday, 9/22/2009. • Decipher the Dialogue in the Bootleg 'Expendables' Trailer
Jorts
Urban Outfits
Chilaquiles
My bags were thoroughly searched thrice at Pearson. Apparently, I look like a drug trafficker. Look, fuckhead, if I wanted to transport Canadian pot to California, I would transport it from British Columbia, not Toronto! Moreover, if I was transporting pot, I wouldn't transport it…