Shouldn't have waited until 10 days remained to redeem a free plane ticket, Jon. I never learn. My tickets are at least cheaper than similar ones I bought in May – 12 days in advance. "This is crazy. What am I doing? WHY ARE YOU…
Date Archives September 2009
OMGWTFDVD
• The OMGWTFDVD Collection
An Aural Quandary
Alice in Chains' follow-up to 1995's Alice in Chains LP is legally available today. Alice in Chains*, rather. Like The Misfits*. Cantrell was/is the band's main composer, yes, but Layne was the face of the band. I proffer "Rainier Beach Grunge Allstars." In Sex, Drugs,…
The Human Centipede
In The Human Centipede, Dr. Heiter is a surgeon whose specialty is separating Siamese twins. Dr. Heiter decides to evolve his craft by sewing together living beings together at the "mucous-cutaneous zone" (guess) in order to create Siamese triplets with a single digestive system. [source]…
Hank
You can't do that in a newspaper
Yom Kippur
or: when I realized that most of my daily reads are written by Jews What is that? Noodle kugel. Egg noodles, ricotta cheese…apples? Raisins? Ick. At Whole Foods, I also stumbled upon sparkling energy water. Mix it with alcoholic spring water for a water Vodka…
I'll be holding all the tickets, you'll be owning all the fines
I've just realized that I'm about as skinny as Calista Flockhart. Also, according to the picture, what I lack in ass, I make up for in sass. Related: Alanis Morissette as early 90's Canadian Pop singer. • Hitler skull fragment "undeniably female" • 1959 Chevy…
I am going to find all your treasures…
The Ford family couldn't have splurged on confetti or let fans rush the field? No "I'm going to Cedar Point"? For the Saturday Night Football telecast on Halloween, Brent Musberger should dress up as Burgess Meredith (as The Penguin), Kirk Herbstreit as Frank Gorshin (as…
Armageddon
• Red Emerica