Rotten Apple Pie

LAST week, if you wanted to use the latest slang to tell a friend he was cool, you could have called him "Obama," as in: "Dude, you're rocking the new Pre phone? You are so Obama." [source]

No one says this, New York Times.


—the name of weezer's new album is 'rattitude'
—…wow
—that cannot be the album name

—i'm sorry
—it's 'raditude'

—that's a little better
—like
—a tiny bit


I don't ever need to hear "Use Somebody" by Kings of Leon again. I'm good.

Idea: Retire songs like athlete numbers.

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
"Hey Ya!"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"


A $75 seat at Cowboys Stadium:

Imagine seeing a movie in the 70s, with afros and no stadium seating.


If Michael Jackson's homicide was the movie A Perfect Getaway, we'd soon learn that he actually committed suicide.


He must not be a very good driver if his main sponsor induces erections.


things liked/disliked ten years ago that i dislike/like now
Garkov is an application of the Markov model to transcripts of old Garfield strips
The 30 Rock Porn

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