I didn't realize how much I missed Seal Beach. Good times…
Soarin' Over California is even lamer than I'd heard.
Disney should be super-meta and erect a miniature California Adventure inside California Adventure.
I thought California was devoid of Chick-fil-As. Nope. Just the places I've lived. Karma for being a heathen, I suppose.
Back to full strength on Monday. Berkeley on Tuesday. Toronto in September.
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I needed to renew this domain name and…
Not sure what I'm gonna do with them.
what if the fuse is an intestine?
i'll mock it up when i get home
• 'Seinfeld' reunion on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'
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Michigan State is one of five teams to have never played a Division I-AA [football] opponent since the NCAA adopted the division setup in 1978 (the others being USC, UCLA, Washington and Notre Dame).
But the Spartans fall off the list Sept. 5 when they play host to I-AA Montana State. [source]
UCLA just scheduled a football home-and-home with Rutgers in 2016-17 and is reportedly considering one with Duke.
We might as well begin scheduling I-AA opponents.
Michigan State is like the middle child of rivalries.
Penn State is a manufactured rival, while Michigan is "rivally" associated with Ohio State, and Notre Dame with USC.
Texas' football home opener against Louisiana-Monroe is a $29.95 pay-per-view event.
• This game is designed to demonstrate the potential consequences of texting on your driving ability
• Personal Urns use "advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing" to create an urn in the image of anyone's head
The parenting experiment continues.
I haven't driven down in years.
Oh Gawd… WWE is exhuming DX again for SummerSlam.
The announcers are slurping Shaq hard.
Jeremy Piven is guest hosting Raw next week? Can't wait to hear the blow jay he receives.
Whoa. Anthony Bourdain is eating oysters with Snoop from The Wire.
Michael Vick's face naturally looks evil. If he had Will Smith's face, he would've been reinstated unconditionally.
• Bill Simmons is making connections no one else does
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• Amusing Ourselves to Death
MC Chris is performing at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos?
Ice Cube too.
GWAR, Coolio, Vanilla Ice, Pauly Shore, a comedy set by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this is like a Surreal Life festival.
Dan Patrick's radio show uses surreal bumper music. I've heard Thrice's "Deadbolt" and Sunny Day Real Estate's "In Circles" and a bunch of screamo Thursday, Finch.
This is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world
and while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
when she smiles
The change in verb tense is awkward. It sounds like she's dead, but he loves her when she smiles.
3:15-3:40 of Green Day's "21 Guns" that is the theme song to Full House!
Everywhere you look…
Depeche Mode's "People Are People" and Tears for Fears' "Shout" are the same song.
also features "an original composition inspired by the music of 30 Seconds to Mars"
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I learned that my father does not like strawberry-flavoured yogurt.
"How can you not like strawberry yogurt? That's like hating vanilla ice cream!"
He prefers peach- and cherry-flavoured yogurt.
"CHERRY YOGURT? Who eats cherry yogurt? Cherry is a beverage flavouring!"
I dreamt about visiting a Choco Taco factory and seeing how they are made. My sweet tooth is out of control.
Dave on Top Chef 1: "I'm not your bitch, bitch!"
Joseph on Hell's Kitchen 6: "I'm not no bitch!"
I wish DXD would air reruns of Bug Juice. For now, Endurance reruns "@DK" suffice.
I'm surprised that Hollywood has not adapted My Teacher Is an Alien yet.
Reality Show Idea: Fat people investigate paranormal activity.
16 and fat
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they show both A Face to Die For and A Face to Kill For
not sure what i love MORE about this video :
– the dog hitting himself in the head with his bone?
– the weird demented bunny-slugs?
– the fact that it doesn't make any sense?
If we ask you how you're doing, it's just guy code for let me stick my dick in your ass!
Gerard Butler in The Ugly Truth
Three women wrote the screenplay.
This moon landing anniversary is interminable, and it's only the 40th. I dread July 2019.
The woman in front of me approached the open register with one item.
She stopped at Whole Foods to buy maxi pads?
Hole Fluids. Heh.
I squeegee windshields like I shave my face
Back and to the left (wait, that's JFK)
Too close for comfort like that Buffalo Sabe
Creating a puddle for Larisa Oley, nigga.
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An LDS production.
A mobster flips to avoid jail time and the FBI relocates his family to suburban Utah, where I assume they are embraced by the Mormon community.
But he's a snitch!
If Mormons will embrace a snitch, G_d knows what else they'll embrace. Children? Animals? [shudder]
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