I didn't realize how much I missed Seal Beach. Good times… Soarin' Over California is even lamer than I'd heard. Disney should be super-meta and erect a miniature California Adventure inside California Adventure. I thought California was devoid of Chick-fil-As. Nope. Just the places I've…
Date Archives July 2009
Let's Go Crazy, Let's Get Nuts
I needed to renew this domain name and… Not sure what I'm gonna do with them. semicolon bomb pomegranate juice what if the fuse is an intestine? i'll mock it up when i get home • 'Seinfeld' reunion on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' • Can you…
Hide and Seek
That's the same face I make when I come.
Command Performance
Full Trailer For Dolph Lundgren's COMMAND PERFORMANCE
Today was a waste of a laundered shirt
Michigan State is one of five teams to have never played a Division I-AA [football] opponent since the NCAA adopted the division setup in 1978 (the others being USC, UCLA, Washington and Notre Dame). But the Spartans fall off the list Sept. 5 when they…
OMGWTFDVD
WTF indeed. • The OMGWTFDVD Collection
Paid Appetizements
warm "God bless fantasy football. There are many things a man can do with his time. This is better than those things." FX has quietly begun production on The League, a semi-improvised comedy [that] revolves around a group of thirtysomething guys in a fantasy football…
Second verse, different from the first
The parenting experiment continues. I haven't driven down in years.
30 minutes have elapsed
Oh Gawd… WWE is exhuming DX again for SummerSlam. The announcers are slurping Shaq hard. Jeremy Piven is guest hosting Raw next week? Can't wait to hear the blow jay he receives. Whoa. Anthony Bourdain is eating oysters with Snoop from The Wire. Michael Vick's…
When the only true messiah rescues us from ourselves
MC Chris is performing at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos? Ice Cube too. GWAR, Coolio, Vanilla Ice, Pauly Shore, a comedy set by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper this is like a Surreal Life festival. Dan Patrick's radio show uses surreal bumper music. I've heard…