Date Archives July 2009

Negromaniac

This moon landing anniversary is interminable, and it's only the 40th. I dread July 2019. "Next!" The woman in front of me approached the open register with one item. She stopped at Whole Foods to buy maxi pads? Hole Fluids. Heh. I squeegee windshields like…

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OMGWTFDVD

An LDS production. A mobster flips to avoid jail time and the FBI relocates his family to suburban Utah, where I assume they are embraced by the Mormon community. But he's a snitch! If Mormons will embrace a snitch, G_d knows what else they'll embrace….

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