June 2009 • Page 2 of 8 • Adam Riff™

Bruk Out

FULL OF WIN MTV is pondering a reinvention of "Teen Wolf" in series format, with a greater emphasis on romance, horror and werewolf mythology. So…Twilight with lycanthropes. In addition, MTV moved into development "Hard Times," a coming-of-age offering that essentially spins HBO's "Hung" by giving…

Hamtramck

on 25 Jun 09 25 Jun 09

is gay.

Downriver

on 25 Jun 09 30 Aug 10

Previously on Adam Riff™: note to self: try frozen custard while in detroit "River Days?" "It's an annual event." "Oh. Like that car parade." "Man, Canada is so close, I feel like if I tried to swim across, the water would become like the endless…

Detroit

on 24 Jun 09 30 Aug 10

I forgot how crummy roads in Michigan are. "What's wrong with your face?" "Ill-timed blemishes. Nothing a sunburn can't fix." "This GPS is useless. What good is a compass without a dungeon map?" "Headlights, people!" "I think we're heading into the city. I don't recall…

OMGWTFDVD

on 24 Jun 09 24 Jun 09

• The OMGWTFDVD Collection related 1: Watching Obsessed, a show about OCD. This woman is so afraid of poop germs she scrapes a toothbrush inside her ass until it bleeds. DARK. related 2:

Strangled by the thought

on 23 Jun 09 30 Aug 10

The Nine Most Shameless Aspects of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen There are two robots in the film called Mudflap and Skids, and despite being red and green, respectively, they are voiced in a way that clearly designates them to be the "black" robots. Also,…

Dearborn

on 23 Jun 09 30 Aug 10

Previously on Adam Riff™: "What's this?" "A spy camera. While in town, I want to film myself entering barbershops and saying, 'Excuse me, sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barber!'" "I scouted two barbershops. The barbers…

Meeting People Is Easy

on 22 Jun 09 24 Jun 09

I have spent more time in Michigan than I have on the entire eastern seaboard. My latest 60-hour visit yielded a week's worth of content. I'm-a discuss personal stuff today. Jon and Erin's Wedding I can now say that I've attended the wedding of someone…

Father's Day

on 21 Jun 09 21 Jun 09

"Hey! I was watching that, Jon." "You were watching Into the Wild?" • If Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery announced golf…

My God shall supply all your need

on 21 Jun 09 21 Jun 09

The Haunting in Connecticut was apparently a small hit, so now The Haunting in Georgia is up next. The new pic is expected to follow a somewhat similar path but with a new family in a new state. [source] Step your game up, Sufjan! The…