Every week during Raw, WWE inserts absurdly insecure trivia bumpers. For Monday's episode: "Did you know? Last Monday, more people watched Raw than any show on ABC, NBC, FOX and CW." One of these things is conveniently missing… Idea: A WWE trivia bumper log. I've…

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» It has no soul. » I didn't expect a 9:15 a.m. screening to be so full. » Real-time thought: "Classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act… CAACA. Heh. The acronym sounds like poop." I forgot to bring a pen or paper, so throughout the screening, I…

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I'm surprised that Carol Bartz hasn't signed a Yahoo! Answers book or television deal yet. The Yahoo! Answers Show on VH1. Comedians snappily answer stupid questions.

"Hello?" "Hikedi! It's Dice." "Sup?" "You want to do something tonight?" "I can't. We have a game. I have to be in the pen." "Oh. Right." "Hello?" "Chien! It's Dice." "Hi." "You want to do something tonight?" "I can't. We have a game. I have…

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Quit Your Day Job: Shinedown. Airline radio will outlast newspapers. Red-eye flights are the only sensible way to fly cross-country eastbound, as you can easily lose a day with the time change (4-6 hours + 2-3 hours). I'd rather lose sleep than time. My red-eye…

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