Date Archives June 2009

Romulus

Quit Your Day Job: Shinedown. Airline radio will outlast newspapers. Red-eye flights are the only sensible way to fly cross-country eastbound, as you can easily lose a day with the time change (4-6 hours + 2-3 hours). I'd rather lose sleep than time. My red-eye…

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Bruk Out

FULL OF WIN MTV is pondering a reinvention of "Teen Wolf" in series format, with a greater emphasis on romance, horror and werewolf mythology. So…Twilight with lycanthropes. In addition, MTV moved into development "Hard Times," a coming-of-age offering that essentially spins HBO's "Hung" by giving…

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Detroit

I forgot how crummy roads in Michigan are. "What's wrong with your face?" "Ill-timed blemishes. Nothing a sunburn can't fix." "This GPS is useless. What good is a compass without a dungeon map?" "Headlights, people!" "I think we're heading into the city. I don't recall…

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Dearborn

Previously on Adam Riff™: "What's this?" "A spy camera. While in town, I want to film myself entering barbershops and saying, 'Excuse me, sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy, you old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barber!'" "I scouted two barbershops. The barbers…

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