Date Archives May 2009
The Pledge
It's 1:00 a.m. on Tuesday, Jon. You have to work in the morning – in another state! What are you doing at Subway? No? He probably thinks I'm a liar. I should qualify. "In California! You have to pay sales tax if Subway toasts your…
Why'd you want to live here?
I finally visited the much ballyhooed Seattle Public Library and, welp, it's an Ikea with books. On the bus ride downtown, I overheard the self-proclaimed "former ravers" sitting behind me discuss Breaking Bad. Surprise turned to understanding, as Breaking Bad is the opposite of a…
Dogtooth
Dogtooth focuses on the daily lives of three never-named 20-something siblings who not only never left home, but have actually never literally left the house. Their parents have created a complex mythology to keep them happy prisoners and keep the family together. The parents plan…
Demure, Aggressive, Sleazy
Thanks to foodie web sites, traveling now wreaks havoc on my body. On Thursday alone, after devouring a half-pound burger at Lunchbox Laboratory with more bacon on it than I've eaten in years (plus tots), I consumed some macaroni and cheese, a raspberry and cream…
Salvation Army
I'm totally buying this for my kid.
North by Northwest
Enough Vegas.
David Lee
RT @larrydavid Melo is prettay, prettay good. @larrydavid Kobe doin' work tonight. Frankie Muniz. Jigglypuff. #3turnoffwords