Date Archives March 2009
Crabcakes and Lawnmowers
"Twitter is a service for friends, family, and co–workers to communicate and stay connected." Or it's a manual RSS feed. Sure are a lot of pastors who tweet. • Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel read and discuss Where the Wild Things Are I saw this…
Dance in my blood
I can't stop laughing at this photograph. This one is good too. Idea: The Agony of Defeat, a photo tumblelog. It's kinda cruel how ingloriously a senior college basketball player typically ends his career. You lose…and then disappear. Idea: A Color Me Badd biopic starring…
It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care
I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the birthday of our lord and saviour, Mr. T. If memory serves me right, he likes coffee and cats, so… Now together!
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
One point, missed buzzer-beater whatevs. I needed this win after a particularly dispiriting week. Nova is house money. 10:05 a.m. PT on a Saturday? Oof. During February's Michigan at Connecticut game, Stephen Bardo mentioned "Motown magic" (or something). During Thursday's Michigan vs. Clemson game,…
Hit or Miss
Previously on Adam Riff: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Someday I'm gonna use my hands
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap [gnashes teeth] I hate feeling so……….helpless. All I can do is watch. And pop Xanax. [tongue click] Outcome A: Fulfill the prophecy. Outcome B: tap tap tap
Death Nell
• Famous Names Rewritten in a World Greatly Influenced by the Main Character of a 1982 Disney Movie • BOB DYLAN + STINKY PORT-O-POTTY = HEADLINE WRITER'S DREAM • Obama Sez! • buying a pinata • The cookie-cutter shark • Zombie attacks Japanese children