Here's a quick and easy test to tell whether or not you're white
1. Open your media player of choice.
2. Play an uptempo song in 4/4.
3. Clap.If you naturally clap on the 1 and 3, you're white; the 2 and 4, not white.
If you clap in alternating measures of 5/8 and 7/8 to a song in 4/4, you are probably a member of Radiohead. [source]
I'm currently hooked on turkey and salami sandwiches for lunch. However, I like my turkey sandwiches with spicy mustard, and adding salami complicates matters.
Salami and spicy mustard cannot possibly taste good together.
I miss you, spicy mustard.
At Togo's, a large turkey and cheese sandwich costs more than a large turkey, salami and cheese sandwich. Sliced turkey breast is more expensive than cured sausage?
I would be a terrible contestant on The Price Is Right.
Togo's also inexplicably charges more to add chips and a drink to a large sandwich than to a regular-sized sandwich.
I'm debating whether to spend my tax return on an Ed Hardy shower curtain or an Ed Hardy bed cover set.
I discovered that the NCAA sells DVD copies of past March Madness games for $25 each. While I appreciate the selection, who is the market for some of these games? $25 for a first-round blowout?
The High Quality March Madness on Demand requires you to install Silverlight on your computer. Bleh. Always a catch.
"If my wife survives, that'll be the end of it. But if she doesn't, I will look for you, I will find you…..I will kill you."
"Good luck."
The "Fast & Furious" D-BOX motion experience will be available at the Mann Chinese 6 in Hollywood, CA, and at the UltraStar Surprise Pointe 14 in Surprise, AZ. [source]
I've never seen a Fast and the Furious flick and did not plan on seeing the forthcoming fourth one, but Fast and Furious with motion-enhanced seating is admittedly intriguing.
One more roundtrip flight earns me a free airline ticket. Hmm…
• Pictures of people posing for their "I'm holding up the tower!" picture will always be funny
• Look Who's In Jail!
• Lost Lettermen
• Determining Sean May's Waist Circumference
• PETA Wants to Make George Clooney-Flavored Tofu
you are dead wrong. salami and spicy mustard is a combination I've been enjoying since I was 6.
D-BOX chairs enhance action movies…it's amazin'!
I've gotta agree with Alex. Salami and spicy mustard are good pals. Sometimes you confuse me.
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