"Can I smell yo dick?"
I intended to lead with a Nickelodeon Fists' Choice Awards photoshop but couldn't justify the time and effort for a Chris Brown/Rihanna joke.
I want to buy this shirt but it's $25. I haven't spent more than $3 on a t-shirt in years.
After eight seasons, Degrassi finally tackled paternal child molestation.
Spinner's updated dating history:
1. Paige (raped)
2. Manny (the school slut)
3. Darcy (drugged, then raped)
4. Jane (sexually abused by her father as child)
On Manny's Wikipedia page:
"I'm sorry, Ms. Santos, but you cannot claim an aborted fetus as a dependent."
I began watching Being Human.
On paper, the show sounds ridiculous a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost are housemates! but I've dug what I've seen. It's a welcome alternative to the excruciating shit parade that Heroes has become.
I hear Ali Larter may be playing yet another character in the coming weeks. Oy…
Would you rather be a telemarketer or play a character on Heroes?
A clip from Being Human S01E02:
If I was the actor in the video, I would've felt so awkward.
During the last 20 seconds of the Big Sky championship game, the Dee Events Center music programmer played Rednex's "Cotton-Eyed Joe," Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People" and Yello's "Oh Yeah," or the most baffling set of $100,000 Pyramid clues ever.
"Rednex's 'Cotton-Eyed Joe.'"
"Folk songs! Cover songs!"
"Marilyn Manson's 'The Beautiful People.'"
"Er… Songs that…"
"Yello's 'Oh Yeah.'"
Somewhere in Bob Ryan's attic is a painting of an extraordinarily beautiful man.
• The Stuffalo Crust Pizza
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