The steroid boys and video girls

If Ethan is a mole, he might have to take himself out like he did [in] Shawshank.

How about Aaron Pierce, upgrading from Martha Logan to The President's Daughter. [source]

Tonight is Michael Jackson night on Idol. I know what song I'd sing.

"Heal the woooorld! Make it a better place! For you and for me and the entire human race…"

Fact: The Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" is the gr—test pop song of all time.


old white people say the darnedest things about young jeezy and animal collective

Approximately an hour-and-a-half before quitting time on Monday, my boss saddled me with a project.

"I need it completed by tomorrow."

I looked at the documentation. "Deadline: February 9, 2009."

"Tomorrow? [sigh] Okay, but–"
"I have to go."

He fled the office. For a meeting or an appointment, I assume.


No way could I finish the project on Tuesday alone, so I reluctantly stayed late at work.

My boss returned around 6:30 p.m. to pack up.

"Oh. I thought you'd left and wondered why I heard…"

Minutes later, he re-entered my office.

"Jon, you know that daylight saving time ended yesterday, right?"

[pause]


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