Cataract

SF Indie Fest begins tomorrow. Short film highlights:

Burr
A group of teenagers settle a score with a traditional pistol duel.

Mombies
Night of the Living Dead in a world overrun by breeders.

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
The never-ending torture of being spooned to death.

I can't find any other information on the extremely inefficient weapon. I'm guessing that the murderer feeds his victim to death.

Fatal cuddling?


From Burger It Came
A boy is convinced he has AIDS from eating a found hamburger.

I'm currently developing a skit about being allergic to AIDS.

Electric Fence
A nebbish bachelor loses his penis when an epileptic hooker has a seizure with his rod in her mouth. With his freshly transplanted member, he experiences newfound sexual urges.

It's Body Parts with a different appendage!

Rope
One woman's love story with the rope next door.

She falls in love with a rope.

WHAT?

Idea: A television channel that just plays short films 24 hours a day – M2 for busy cinephiles.


This week on They Cancelled Kyle XY For This? [colon]


His hair is a third of his head.

While waiting for YouTube to finish performing site maintenance, I saw this:

[pause]


A Film About… A Guy Who Ejaculates Fire
"He told the local paper anyone who wears a hat inside a building is gay."
And now your RAP COUPLET OF THE DAY

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