Federer's totally thinking about clobbering Nadal with his plate.
If tennis was wrestling, Roger would soon turn heel outright.
But tennis is wrestling!
A small group of main eventers. A large group of jobbers. Masculine women. Rowdy fans with signs. Silly patriotism. Gimmicks (surfaces, "I quit" matches).
If tennis was wrestling, Federer would've been forced to team with Nadal in a doubles match before Sunday's men's singles final.
Roddick is a solid upper-midcarder.
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Pocketing tennis balls doesn't seem conducive to movement.
Yo dawg, I herd you like bacon, so we wrapped a turducken in it.
I feel like we've pushed bacon as far as it can go.
What's left? Genetically engineering a bacon pig? A bacon strain of marijuana?
Live and let bacon complement eggs, burgers and scallops.
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