It's that time of year again. Remember the tried and true formula: experience + resonance = fantastic film. Okay. 5. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 4. Inkheart 3. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Hotel for Dogs 1. Bride Wars Certain movies about losers have a…
Date Archives January 2009
Nights in Rodenthe
Previously on Adam Riff: Aaron produced a student film in style of Jackass. Every Friday, another chapter. If you missed any of the previous videos, catch up. "Let's go scare PJ, 'cause his reactions are great."
Major Major Major Major
If Coachella fanboys booked the festival, Radiohead would take up residency. I would try to book Tom Waits as a headliner, but I think I overestimate his appeal. Every year, I hear a rumour that The Smiths will reunite at Coachella, and every year, the…
Lucinda Nicholson
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Brachiosaurus
Chris Parlow and Frank Sobotka and Cedric Daniels all on one ep of "Fringe"! [source] The cast of The Wire will never shake their roles. 24's first ladies/husbands sure lead scandalous lives. Untimely comedy sketch idea: Laura Bush on 24. Madame President's internal conflict would…
Diplodocus
» My Chemical Romance – "Desolation Row" (off the Watchmen soundtrack) IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL LINKS, REFERENCES, ARTWORK, DOWNLOADS, VIDEOS AND MP3 FILES ASSOCIATED WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I like MCR, but it sounds like a straight cover of a cover by Andrew WK. The band…
More Is Enough
Spaghetti Cat, meet Cupcake Dog. related: Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins is awful. • Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice You have resorted to communicating your displeasure in a number of passive-aggressive ways. These include glaring at the…
Brett Favre to return next season with new step-granddaughter
• Adobe UI Gripes • New 'Amazing Race' season includes 'School of Rock/Freaks and Geeks' scribe • Blago on who would play himself in the Blago movie: Himself Rod Blagojevich has balls I could exercise on.
Soon everybody will ask what became of you
Happy Chinese New Year. I'm probably too old to continue accepting red envelopes, but I've rationalized that refusing hundreds of dollars from elders is extremely disrespectful. Fuck Paste for popularizing shitty graphic design. On Obama's Change.gov Web site, which was used during the transition period,…