"My little guy loves getting Walmart gift cards."
Really[interrobang]
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9…
On January 4, Maynard James Keenan will sign bottles of his wine at my local Whole Foods Market.
And I thought Mick Fleetwood signing bottles of wine at Costco was surreal.
Aged whine that lingers on the palate.
Sometimes while running, I'll pass a house being remodeled with a portapotty in its driveway.
What is the proper etiquette for using a portapotty in someone else's driveway?
Technically, it's a public restroom.
But it's on private property.
But the portapotty itself is rented. The owner of the house does not own the portapotty.
Restore the Jeezy avatar, Google!
College basketball news and notes:
Jon Brockman cut his left thumb as he used a hunting knife to open a particularly well-wrapped gift. Word is the gift was a hatchet. [source]
John Bryant has had seven double-doubles for the Broncos this season. This comes after he was stabbed in the back in the offseason. [source]
The regular season begins on Friday against Obama's brother-in-law.
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