It's the most wonderful time of the year

…unless you're unemployed, stranded, homeless, without power, terminally ill, Jdimytai Damour, a newspaper, a bank, abandoned at a hospital in Nebraska, the people of Zimbabwe, Chrysler, Ford, GM, Toyota, the UAW, OPEC, the Detroit Lions, the Golden State Warriors, Tommy Tuberville, Billy Packer, O.J. Simpson, Maurice Clarett, the Iraqi shoe-thrower, Rod Blagojevich, Bernie Madoff's clients, Harvey Weinstein, the producers of Delgo, Sam on Worst Week, Iceland, Midway Games or VHS.

Tomorrow: Adam Riff™'s 12 Hours of Christmas, 3:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. PST
Thursday: our Christmas Day megaton

some of Roger Ebert's favorite lines from old reviews
Peter, I Think We Just Saved McDonald's From Certain Death
The Ludacris-Proximity Sadness Meter
iBoobs on iPhone
haha so many teens jackin it to this

2 thoughts on "It's the most wonderful time of the year"

  1. That commercial was fucking WEIRD. What's that an ad for? "Secret nipple poison now included in all rape prevention kits!"

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