I stumbled upon my high school senior thesis.
I spent 10 pages comparing myself to Jack Kerouac.
For my senior thesis.
My thesis was that I was similar to Jack Kerouac.
It's inexplicable, self-aggrandizing tripe, and I received an A+! 100/100!
In retrospect, my beloved AP Lit teacher may have been an enabler…
The avatars on Adam Riff are Beat Generation-themed.
Guess who I am.