SF Sketchfest 09 highlights:

The State
Kevin Allison, Michael Ian Black, Robert Ben Garant, Todd Holoubek, Michael Patrick Jann, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Thomas Lennon, Joe Lo Truglio, Ken Marino, Michael Showalter and David Wain
Live performances

"Wet Hot American Summer"
Screening with David Wain, Michael Showalter, Janeane Garofalo, Michael Ian Black, Zak Orth, Joe Lo Truglio and Ken Marino in person

Game Show Explosion!
with Jon Hamm, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Walsh, Chris Hardwick and Scott Aukerman

Don Draper, Chloe O'Brian and the host of Singled Out.

Negativland is opening for Butthole Surfers in San Francisco on New Year's Eve. A mile away, Fantômas will perfom The Director's Cut in its entirety.

When I think of New Year's Eve festivities, I think of Negativland and Fantômas.

I saw this ad for a carpet store in SF Weekly:

Hi, I'm an ad for a carpet store!

I saw an ad for a Hello Kitty platinum credit card. Who is the market for it?

Capital One Image Cards also look unprofessional. It's a credit card, not a refrigerator magnet.

If you google "Corinne is a cunt," the first search result is a cunt colouring book.

Song title ideas:
"Nosebleeds in the Shower"
"Opiate of Damascus"

Better film title: The Day the Earth Stopped or The Man Who Came Back?

Caddyshack is definitely more enjoyable with a sports ticker.

• Ninja Assassin Stunt Reel
• 20 Greatest Celebrity Courtroom Sketches
• Nazis in the military: 'I'm so proud of my kills'