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5. Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
4. Lil' Wayne Tha Carter III
5. Death by Daewoo Lanos (Pineapple Express)
4. Death by Sunlight (Let the Right One In)
3. Death by Flare (Donkey Punch)
2. Death by Meat Pounder (The Midnight Meat Train)
1. Death by Teddy Bear Stuffer (Nip/Tuck)
honourable mention: Drill Bra (The Machine Girl)
Not included because Machine Girl somehow survives it.
She then electrocutes her tormentor in schoolboy urine and chainsaws her head in half.