Harrison Ford. [sigh]
I cannot find a photo that adequately illustrates how fat Goldust has become.
I really hope Quinn isn't The Skinner. Those who don't learn from Nip/Tuck…
Comedy sketch idea: A woman uses Just For Men Haircolor and turns into, like, The Fly or Godzilla.
» The Maroon 5 remix album features remixes by: Of Montreal, Deerhoof, Mark Ronson, Cool Kids and Cut Copy.
"Our songs willllll be loooved by hipsters."
» If the non-singing members of Led Zeppelin tour with Alter Bridge singer Myles Kennedy, the non-singing members of Alter Bridge may reunite Creed.
Myles Kennedy could singlehandedly destroy rock and roll.
Every week, I hear about at least one ridiculous new world record. Most People in a Custard Pie Fight. Biggest Weezer Logo Made of Nachos.
Guinness needs to be more discriminating. Stop encouraging and validating attention-mongers and people who try too hard.
I can pull a world record out of my ass too!
Most Wipes with a Kraft Single During a Bowel Movement. Four. NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD!