My treat for you is part 2/4 of a terrible DIY adaptation of "The Navidson Record" from House of Leaves.
fast forward to 4:13
Why would you share this with the world?
If adapted properly, I think "The Navidson Record" could be a swell verité-horror short. I'm not sure the source material can sustain a feature length.
I once shit my pants in the middle of a flight from Taipei to San Francisco and had to spend hours sitting in coach in my own creamy filth.
How do you dispose of soiled underwear on an airplane? You don't.
And even if I did, I had also soiled my jeans visibly, on the outside. I looked like I'd just finished racing off-road.
I will see the Ron Clark Academy's T.I. parody with this: