Q: How do you arouse a male corpse?
A: Put Magic Shell on its wiener.
Subway's Veggie Delite is a rip-off. Its filling is just toppings! It's like an ice cream cone filled with sprinkles.
According to Caller ID, a man named Randy Leahy called the office today.
Randy Leahy. Heh.
Production on Trailer Park Boys 2 wraps tomorrow. Tentative release date: October…2009.
At Saigon Phở Cafe, teams had to play a Nokia N-Gage game to receive their next clue.
Detour: Jaguar or 3DO?
At BJ's for dinner, our waiter introduced himself by sneaking up to our table and playing coaster golf. Later, he emitted spacecraft noises while serving our food.
I wanted to drown him in milk.
Southwest must've frozen hiring of flight attendants.