Rare Squab

Q: How do you arouse a male corpse?
A: Put Magic Shell on its wiener.

Subway's Veggie Delite is a rip-off. Its filling is just toppings! It's like an ice cream cone filled with sprinkles.

According to Caller ID, a man named Randy Leahy called the office today.

Randy Leahy. Heh.

Production on Trailer Park Boys 2 wraps tomorrow. Tentative release date: October…2009.

The Amazing Race Asia 3:

At Saigon Phở Cafe, teams had to play a Nokia N-Gage game to receive their next clue.

Detour: Jaguar or 3DO?

At BJ's for dinner, our waiter introduced himself by sneaking up to our table and playing coaster golf. Later, he emitted spacecraft noises while serving our food.

I wanted to drown him in milk.

Southwest must've frozen hiring of flight attendants.

riches, beer, 'financial crisis'
roadsworth
Japan Introduces Monkey Waiters

2 thoughts on "Rare Squab"

  1. Subway's Veggie Delite is a rip-off. Its filling is just toppings! It's like an ice cream cone filled with sprinkles.

    Lot's of restaurants' vegetarian options are just piles of side items. It sucks. Subway's veggie delight is particularly egregious. Why not make a portobello mushroom sub?

  2. I can't stand the waiter that feels the need to squat down and get at eye level me, in order to check how my meal is going.

    "How's everything TASTING, guys?"

    "My dinner would be much better if you'd get your chin out of my mashed potatoes, Cody."

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