A Flock of Siegheils

I caught a telly ad that claimed foxsports.com is "the world's favourite sports site."

By that logic, Linux is the world's favourite operating system.

Later, a NutriSystem ad informed me that I could lock in my prices for the rest of 2008 because of America's failing economy.

I saw a banner ad on IMDb for an extended cut of the Sex and the City movie, which was 148 minutes long in theatres.

re: Heroes

I knew Marlo was playing a villain, but Bubbles too?

Claire attempts to take down her first target — Stephen Canfield (Andre Royo), a Level 5 escapee with the ability to create black holes. [source]

Human hadron collider!

How many black athletic precedents are left for Hollywood to dramatize?

The black athletic precedent genre… Heh.

Last week, I dreamt about scientists testing the effects of sensory deprivation on cats.

Last night, I dreamt that I saw a sign in a porta-potty that said black people could only use it between _____ and _____ and wished that I had my camera with me so I could photograph the sign to share on Adam Riff™.

I dreamt about blogging.


At Whole Foods today, I parked beside a car with a Bill O'Reilly "The Spin Stops Here" license plate frame. He actually sold one.

I wish I had my camera with me.

At [Sunday] night's Smackdown tapings in Columbus, OH, with the exception of Vickie Guerrero, nobody was booed more than John McCain. Barack Obama got more cheers than HHH (but not Undertaker or Jeff Hardy). [source]

Ohio has predicted the outcome of nearly every presidential election.

Imagine if McCain picked The Undertaker to be his veep. Alas…

song title ideas:
"no sex after marriage"
"if h=18 and c=37, then hxc=666"
"columbus 'n' arbor day (fight song)"

How can anyone live like this?
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1 Comment

  1. hugo 23 Sep 08 at 03:30

    "if h=18 and c=37, then hxc=666"

    i doubt this site will ever think of anything funnier than this. good god, this is illegally funny.


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