I awoke this morning to a news teaser on the radio.
"The House approves off-shore drilling…"
I hit the 'sleep' button and buried my head in my pillow, pondering Earth's finite supply of oil, freshwater and rare earth metals.
We are living in the twilight of our planet. The quality of life will only deteriorate, and I'm thankful I was born was when I was. I silently pity my nephews and nieces.
Childbirth in our age is incredibly selfish and myopic. I could never in good conscience involuntarily subject someone to the future. "Who cares if all seafood will run out by 2048? I want a family!"
True philanthropists abort.
On the season finale of The Secret Life of the American Teenager (directed by Jason Priestley):
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"This documentary takes you deep into the worlds and obsessions of two men who have been separately stalking 80s pop icon Tiffany for nearly 20 years."
"True philanthropists abort."
A-fucking-men.