NSFW, DAVE. —i think i may be slightly bi-polar —you think? —you're the only guy I know with mood swings My boss asked me to collect some debts for him. Beats filing, I suppose. At lunch today, I saw an Indian guy discard unfinished sandwich…
Date Archives August 2008
Pastichio Medley
OMGWTFDVD Sexological bodyworkers? I bet Kramer's doctorate is in humanities. Jackass 3 idea: Fire-cupping scrotums. Usain Bolt: "You want the truth, right? All right. I got up at 12, yah, 12. My masseuse brought me nuggets, of course. I'm serious, though, he brought me nuggets….
Who would ever want to be king?
Due to a change in ticket policies, I may have to buy premium tickets for a TIFF screening or two. Premium tickets cost $35 USD each. Would you pay $35 to see Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno? pro: Seth Rogen con: sans…
Copypasta du Jour
Earlier today, while talking to a client about her policy, I accidentally said "I'm pro rape" instead of "I'll pro-rate your account". She tried to ignore the slip up, unfortunately I complicated matters by gagging her with my necktie and repeatedly raping her. Sometimes I…
What we do in life echoes in eternity
Look what I found! I think it holds up. I'd replace the French, Taiwanese and Sri Lankan songs, however, on a "special edition." I cleaned up the tags and re-uploaded it for download. view track listing I intended on compiling a sequel of international punk…
Chocolate Impulse
Lately, I've fallen asleep pondering the mystery of the universe. If the universe expanded from a primeval atom or initial condition, what created the atom or condition? If God created the universe, what created God? What's his story? What created what created the universe? And…
Panda Express
My favourite line: "Ohio and New York." • Croatian Mustaches Unveiled • Only 10 of the 10,500 athletes competing in the Olympics are openly gay. Just one is a man.
Kiss the way we were goodbye
I hate how swimming and track split weeks. Swimming >>>>>>>> track. The two should alternate days over the fortnight. • With Phelps' quest for gold over, NBC worries ratings will drop Two words: Olympic Plinko. Medals replace chips. Double money for silvers, triple money for…
The waiting room will see you now
• Maury Povich Tortures Woman With Painful Cotton Ball Phobia » I pray the cause of my death is not a car bomb. What a shitty way to die, and a cheap way to kill someone. » I just noticed the spacecraft in the upper…
Never go full retard
Last week, Warner Bros. announced that it was delaying the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from November 21 to July 17, 2009. Potter fans react: I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE LAST MOVIE TO SEE THIS ONE!! It really sucks now that…