Okay, enough Olympics. Let's talk baseball.
I haven't watched a single baseball game all year. Probably won't until October.
No, let's talk football, and which one of my teams will torment me more this season: the Bruins or the Bears?
The Bruins must rely on a third-string transfer quarterback with a freshman back-up. The Bears, meanwhile, continue to support Neckbeard and Rex Cannon.
Both teams open their seasons in primetime against a ranked SEC team and the Colts, respectively.
Or he could be from Connecticut?
Go easy on him. He's had a rough year.
Now this little shit is a horrible human being!
I hope a terrible tragedy befalls him before puberty. 9 years old, 6 parades, but…..he has to sit down to pee for the rest of his life!