I bet Kramer's doctorate is in humanities.
Jackass 3 idea: Fire-cupping scrotums.
Usain Bolt: "You want the truth, right? All right. I got up at 12, yah, 12. My masseuse brought me nuggets, of course. I'm serious, though, he brought me nuggets. I didn't really want to go to the cafeteria so he brought me nuggets. And I came straight to the track, and my masseuse again brought me more nuggets. I just had two, though, because my coach was saying I shouldn't eat so much nuggets before the race." [source]
His masseuse brings him nuggets.
• Runner Dwain Chambers mistaken by Chinese paper for world record holder Usain Bolt
All Black Men Look Alike in Chinese Stereotype Reversal
• Swimmer Steve Parry mistaken by Chinese for world record holder Michael Phelps
All White Men Look Alike in Chinese Stereotype Reversal
• No White Person Has Ever Broken 10 Seconds in the 100 Meters
"We can't even outrun Asians. /McCained"
Through the first 11 days of the games, viewing by boys 2-11 is up 12% from the first 11 days of the 2004 Athens games. [source]
When reached for comment, boys 2-11 remarked: "Mommy Charmander faggot!"
• For BMX Racers, Olympic Debut Is a Surreal Experience
Ty used to race some of the American riders.
if you skip ahead 30 seconds to where the action starts… its pretty tough to stop watching
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