Date Archives August 2008

Whopper Jr.

Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live with musical guest Lil' Wayne. Predictions: » Phelps will play himself in half the sketches. » Phelps will dress in drag. » Fred Armisen will play Usain Bolt. Sketch idea: "Be Kind Record." Phelps'…

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OMGWTFDVD

A terrorist gathers a scientist, seminary student, pro baseball player, professor, casino owner, painter, and a pizza delivery guy together to attempt to solve the world's problems in one night. Seven geniuses with IQs over 200 are taken from their lives on Christmas Eve and…

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Charms

"list of duties" — heh When asked by Jay Leno Monday evening how many houses he owns, John McCain responded in a serious tone, "I spent 5½ years in a prison cell; I didn't have a house." [source] Generation Kill: » I'm already suffering withdrawal….

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Pastichio Medley

OMGWTFDVD Sexological bodyworkers? I bet Kramer's doctorate is in humanities. Jackass 3 idea: Fire-cupping scrotums. Usain Bolt: "You want the truth, right? All right. I got up at 12, yah, 12. My masseuse brought me nuggets, of course. I'm serious, though, he brought me nuggets….

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