Obama's speech was the fifth-highest-rated, non-sports event watched by blacks in the last 11 years. A 30th anniversary Michael Jackson special on CBS in 2001 was on top. [source] McCain-Jackson.
Date Archives August 2008
Match Game
My veep's a spic! EH? How pissed will Hillary be if McCain wins, dies mid-term and Miss Alaska becomes the first female president? I'm officially declaring my candidacy with a gay handicapped puppy as my running mate.
Into the void
It will be so weird to lose consciousness forever. My life is not fulfilling enough for me to fear death, but I worry about dying suddenly. I'd like to be able to tie up loose ends before I die. For example: Adam Riff™. If I…
Whopper Jr.
Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live with musical guest Lil' Wayne. Predictions: » Phelps will play himself in half the sketches. » Phelps will dress in drag. » Fred Armisen will play Usain Bolt. Sketch idea: "Be Kind Record." Phelps'…
An epic and brutal history of epically brutal epic brutality
Apparently, San Diego and Tijuana discussed a joint bid for the 2016 Summer Olympics. Head asplode. • Beijing Olympics viewed by more Americans than any event in U.S. television history (211 million) • Beijing Olympics attract nearly all (96%) of China's 1.3 billion people to…
Crosing Time
The Americans paraded 12 strong into the interview room, sliding behind the long table that served as a podium, not realizing the microphones were picking up what they were saying. "You may not want to sit next to me, I smell like shit," Coach K…
Saturday Night Live
Phew! Defense may win championships, but offense wins gold.