Oh, Joan [Allen], what were you thinking? When we get to hear Morgan Freeman cuss in Wanted it ends up being a high point of the film because Freeman so clearly is having a blast playing so far against type, he delivers the line so…
Date Archives July 2008
Jonathan, Jonathan, waterfalls are running thin
My boss allotted me an extra week of paid vacation. I'd like to spend it experiencing a city I've never visited. My (reasonable) short list: » Austin, TX » Boston, MA » Calgary, AB » Salt Lake City, UT » New Orleans, LA September 18…
I think my spam is getting smarter.
I mean, please?
Strangers on this road we are on
I couldn't secure a ride from the airport and didn't feel like gambling on a shuttle, so I hired a taxi. To drive on the 405 during afternoon rush hour. My flight from Northern California to LAX cost $55. My taxi ride from LAX to…
Burn After Reading
I have returned from Los Angeles, where I saw The Dark Knight four times. I love how Gotham City is so blatantly Chicago. At first, I thought the license plates on the cars were just Illinois plates, but the cursive "Illinois" actually reads "Gotham." In…
Hope I die before you get old
BONNE FÊTE, ADAM ROBOT. Now that you're 25, you can finally rent….. A NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!! How shall we celebrate? How 'bout free Coca-Cola beach shorts for your mycoke.com avatar! aaaaand… The 'stache is yours.
Batshit
as of Sunday at 2:00 a.m. PST:
The Dark Knight
My review contains spoilers, so I put it behind a cut.