Ed Little is a lemon lover

Evidently, The Onion produces spam now too.

We need a weekly spam dump on Adam Riff™ — "Eternal Spamnation."

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I'm ambivalent about frosting shots.


mmm… butter and sugar

Frosting is tasty, but I don't think I'd want it without cake to balance the sweetness.

Frosting needs cake like dressing needs salad.

Salad dressing isn't frosting, though.

Well, I probably wouldn't down a shot of chocolate syrup or butterscotch sauce either.

Perhaps I just like cake more.

related: CAKE FARTS – AN APPRECIATION

Stephen once drank a whole bottle of Italian salad dressing because doing so would purportedly intoxicate him.


Twilight is Obama for fat chicks who can't vote.


STOP THE INSANITY!

Vampires will never be cool. Except for Deacon Frost.

related: My Chemical Romance To Perform Bob Dylan Cover In 'Watchmen' Movie

"[They'll perform] like a cover of "Desolation Row," or something like that." The track will close out the film.

I propose "Blind Willie McTell."


Russell Brand (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) to host the MTV Video Music Awards
Superheroes
The Caffeine Nap

2 Comments

  1. Cangrejero 25 Jul 08 at 08:59

    Yesterday's Midpoint spam subject headers included:
    "The Truth About Gays, Blacks And Jews"
    "Jessica Simpson Starts Doing It With Some Other Guy"
    "Lohan Sentenced To Swabbing Morgue Corpses"
    "Secret after party invitation to hotel suite"
    "Obama Comes Clean: "Im An Elitist, Ultra-Liberal Bastard""

    I love how vague they decided to make the second one.

    It could be… YOU!

    Reply
  2. vladmir 25 Jul 08 at 11:47

    Besides Cake Farts, the caffeine nap was the most useful link I've ever seen on here

    Reply

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