Estranged from the captain's light

"Obese Love and Understanding"


cake…lie…too easy

Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There's a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it's going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield. [source]

Is your adversary Kevin Spacey?

I may buy a PS3 just to play this game.


"Before Knight Falls"

On Wednesday, I discovered that someone had somehow acquired my credit card information and purchased $4500 worth of plane tickets.

I called Capital One, reported the fraudulent charges and cancelled my card.

The fraud doesn't bother me as much as losing my credit card on the eve of a trip.

I feel like the last team to arrive at the pit spot in a non-elimination leg.


"Randy Couture"

Danielle verbally agreed to participate in an Amazing Race with me. If we're cast, I want us to wear companion message shirts. On mine: "Bone Thugs." On hers: "Harmony."

If I was completely shameless, I'd alternate with this shirt.

related:

A Michigan man wore a T-shirt that said "World's Greatest Dad" when he went to have sex with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl. [source]

[sigh]


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Well played, HRO.
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1 Comment

  1. danielle 19 Jul 08 at 21:56

    i'm still in if you're still in.

    Reply

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