"Obese Love and Understanding"
Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There's a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it's going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield. [source]
Is your adversary Kevin Spacey?
I may buy a PS3 just to play this game.
"Before Knight Falls"
On Wednesday, I discovered that someone had somehow acquired my credit card information and purchased $4500 worth of plane tickets.
I called Capital One, reported the fraudulent charges and cancelled my card.
The fraud doesn't bother me as much as losing my credit card on the eve of a trip.
I feel like the last team to arrive at the pit spot in a non-elimination leg.
Danielle verbally agreed to participate in an Amazing Race with me. If we're cast, I want us to wear companion message shirts. On mine: "Bone Thugs." On hers: "Harmony."
If I was completely shameless, I'd alternate with this shirt.
A Michigan man wore a T-shirt that said "World's Greatest Dad" when he went to have sex with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl. [source]