Thin Slices of Gookiness


Remember these stickers?

I used to think unamerican.com was so cool. Now I just roll my eyes.

In the spambox:

I received the following e-mail in my work inbox from someone @faa.gov:

Subject: vidio

GOOD MORING I HAVE A SONY DCRSR85 CAMCORDER DOES [redacted] SUPPORT DOWNLODE TO UNIT MY UNIT IS 80GB PLUS I WILL BE DOWN LOADING A PENTEX 10D RAW FILE. HOW DO YOU SEPERATE BETWEEN THE TWO ??

The government hired this man.


I kinda love "Troublemaker" by Weezer. [ducks]

Destroying a car with a sledgehammer is an odd way to promote school spirit.

While re-fueling today, Hung and Marcel from Top Chef asked me a trivia question about the Olympics.

my trivia blind spots:
cars
classic rock
Star Trek

Add locusts to China's list of calamities
death of the second-born, heh

I caught a marathon of The Next Food Network Star 4, a colossal comedy of errors. You'll laugh, you'll cringe. It is Contest Searchlight for food television.

Fellow contestant Shane Lyons was a cast member on All That. He looks…off post-emaciation. Jerry O'Connell is definitely the exception.

I finished watching the seventh season of Degrassi. The second wave of graduates graduated to "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, which is no "Your Ex-Lover Is Dead."

With the original cast all graduated, I'm curious to see who sticks around to be Degrassi's Darrell Hammond, its Beth Stolarczyk.

Its Billy Cranston.

Idea: Cancel comic strips like television shows. Tenure stifles creativity.

According to IMDb, Jason David Frank (the black nee red nee white nee green Power Ranger) "never charges for autographs." I should hope not.

How come there are never any ghosts in the future? We always see jetpacks, floating apartment buildings and food in pill form, but no ghosts. [source]

In retro Mega Man 9 for WiiWare, you will be able to remove Mega's helmet and play the game with his black hair flowing free.

Subway integrated its toaster ovens poorly. They ruin the flow of the line!

I'd rather be caught masturbating than cover my house in a fumigation tent.

I tried Crest's Citrus Splash toothpaste. At first, it was like brushing with an Orange Julius. Then it was like brushing with Robitussin. I'll stick to Minty Fresh.

a talk that i recorded one day, while at work. i have removed 95% of the words in the speech, and left only the "uhs".
Aim high, Rich Boy.

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