Are you a tunt?

I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

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Drew: you see gunnin yet?
Me: [to myself] uhhh…it hasn't opened yet?

I need more friends who aren't film critics or don't work in the film industry. I feel like I'm always the last person to see a movie, when in the real world, I'm usually among the first.

Drew: my father worked in a mill!

» I wonder how many Vietnamese-Americans will vote for McCain.

» I saw ads for Red Bull Cola in Vegas and intended to try it when I returned home. Turns out it's only available in Vegas for now. Meh.

» Even if the Hollywood Cookie Diet works, who (over the age of 10) wants to eat cookies for every meal? A Hollywood Cake Diet, on the other hand…

» Michael Caine's wife is named Shakira.

» Gene Simmons Family Jewels is perhaps too staged.

» Why is "Rock-a-bye Baby" a lullaby? I don't consider a song about a baby falling from the top of a tree very calming.

» ESPN The Magazine doesn't deserve its layout design.

» Idea: Ben Stein vs. Howie Schwab in a "Best of 20 Test of Knowledge" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 10 general knowledge questions, 10 sports-related questions.

David Hasselhoff Social Network
Excerpts From Sex and the City and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Facebook Flake Frustration
In Vestimentis Ursum
Last week we gathered our friends together to mimic the promotional cast photos for LOST
Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less
Mario Lopez: The Most Shirtless Man in America
None of My Science Piñatas Are Appropriate for Children
Shaq Diss Raps Many Things
This is actually exactly what I hear anytime a Libertarian talks to me about Libertarianism.
Troy McClure Film or Actual Terrible Movie?

So I've decided at last to go into the world of professional wrestling. I've decided on a heel turn, a persona ("The Hipster", a music geek gone bad), and a uniform (same as all the other wrestlers, but I would wear it ironically).

Now all I have to do is figure out my finishing move. Here's what I got so far: [more]

1 Comment

  1. Gustavo 26 Jun 08 at 21:21

    Two links in one post better improve our ranking in the Atlantic Division.


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