Last Vegas debrief. I'm sick of them too.
Nothing says "ancient Egypt" like a Nathan's, Starbucks and Little Caesars (missing apostrophe [grumble]).
Of course, you can find all three in modern Egypt.
I hadn't been inside Luxor in like a decade and was disappointed to see that management enclosed the inclinators so that they're no longer terrifying to ride.
Criss Angel is developing a stage show at Luxor with Cirque du Soleil.
Bush: I have a dream that one day…
I don't understand the appeal of Madame Tussauds (MISSING APOSTROPHE!). How are wax museums profitable?
The sports book inside the Palazzo is pathetic. Ten medium-size televisions in a hallway, no chairs. You wouldn't know it was a sports book if a betting board wasn't nearby.
A few ads I saw flipping through Las Vegas Weekly while pooping shrimp head tempura:
Ashanti: [to her manager] Hey, why are all the women dressed as schoolgirls?
Ladies: If you could only choose one, would you try to win the veneers or the boobs?
"Red White and Boobs." Lulz.
Evidently, "Shad Moss" is Bow Wow's "Stefan Urquelle."
I want to shoot a documentary on growing up in Vegas, partly because I can't imagine raising children in Vegas, and partly because the workforce in Vegas is so multicultural.