Pinocchio

Previously on Adam Riff™:

FedEx just delivered a package and I opened it. Inside was Viagra. For my boss.

You guys! He's gonna know that I saw!


FedEx just delivered a similar package marked "personal and confidential."

Gee… What could be inside?

He knows that I saw his boner pills…and he ships MORE to the office!

Better a subordinate know than his wife, I suppose.

I should ask him for a raise.


The Anti-Energy Drink

One thought on "Pinocchio"

  1. My dad pulled out his viagra when I asked him for a valium. He thought it was funny. I asked for a mind-scrub.

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