Date Archives June 2008

In/Casino/Out

Last Vegas debrief. I'm sick of them too. Nothing says "ancient Egypt" like a Nathan's, Starbucks and Little Caesars (missing apostrophe [grumble]). Of course, you can find all three in modern Egypt. I hadn't been inside Luxor in like a decade and was disappointed to…

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CineVegas X

LAST CUP: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong self-explanatory Many of the documented attended the first screening. I caught the second screening. [sigh] Your Name Here "America's greatest science-fiction writer awakes to discover himself, like one his characters, trapped in an alternate reality…and…

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Re-Up

Between screenings today, I thought I'd play some roulette. As I approached the roulette tables in the casino, I noticed video roulette machines across the walkway. I lost $20 to a computerized roulette wheel. I'm disgusted with myself. Of course when I bet $5 on…

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Hulk Implosion

Previously on Adam Riff™: Like Bruce Banner, Jennifer Connelly's hair keeps changing throughout the movie. Also, in almost every scene, she's crying, and she always cries exactly one teardrop. —should i post this? —i got some lolz —fatty with a hulk hand —that's classic laughs…

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