When did this happen?

Buried in a frustrating article on Amish health-care: The next year, the couple had a second son, Henry. He was diagnosed with a disorder called maple syrup urine disease, in which patients can't break down certain amino acids. High levels of these amino acids in…

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I'm off to my old stomping ground to buy tickets for The Dark Knight. KIDDING! (not really)

I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! — epic kanYe Drew: you see gunnin yet? Me: [to myself] uhhh…it hasn't opened yet? I need more friends who aren't film critics or don't work in the film industry. I feel…

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Last Vegas debrief. I'm sick of them too. Nothing says "ancient Egypt" like a Nathan's, Starbucks and Little Caesars (missing apostrophe [grumble]). Of course, you can find all three in modern Egypt. I hadn't been inside Luxor in like a decade and was disappointed to…

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I picked up my bag at the bell desk. The bellhop's face conveyed that he expected a tip. I begrudgingly tipped him for handing me my bag at the bell desk. It's like how "le" prefixes everything inside Paris. Idea: A nightclub named "Les Bians."…

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Last night at SPIKE's Guys Choice awards, Eli Manning beat Tiger Woods for "Most Unstoppable Athlete." Yes, Eli's Super Bowl-winning drive and one post-season interception were impressive, but come on, GUYS… Tiger won two out of three majors, two out of three World Golf Championship…

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• Olympic Qualifying Is Intense • Dave Mustaine's Coffee • Keamy's Paradise

LAST CUP: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong self-explanatory Many of the documented attended the first screening. I caught the second screening. [sigh] Your Name Here "America's greatest science-fiction writer awakes to discover himself, like one his characters, trapped in an alternate reality…and…

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