» I saw a guy remove his glasses before eating. Very odd… Ben says he eats without his glasses on too. He also has split hooves and doesn't chew his cud.
What? No I don't. I wear my glasses. I'm not some sort of animal who can't control his eating ability. Jon, I hate you.
— do you eat with your glasses on?
— why wouldnt?
— so you do
— of course
— i'm not a slop ffs
Jon: I need to start wearing glasses when I chat.