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Tired of paying through the nose, Americans try praying at the pump

"Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices," Twyman said to a chorus of "amens."

"Lord, the prices at this pump have gone up since last week. We know that you are able, that you have all the power in the world."

Jolley led the group in a modified version of the spiritual, "We Shall Overcome."

"We'll have lower gas prices, we'll have lower gas prices…" they sang. [more]

My journalism adviser discouraged me from calling people "retards," but shit…

RETARDS!

While I can't prove that God doesn't exist, I'm pretty confident that God won't lower gas prices.

Hillary and McCain, on the other hand…

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