Would you like fights with that? Sammo Hung vs. Wu Jing, pole vs. sword autistic Taskmastress vs. spastic breakdancer the best action sequence I've seen all year related
Date Archives May 2008
This means something. This is important.
Indiana Jones and the Close Encounters of the Third Kind » Kurt and Shing both described it as "fun," which is about as assuring as Paula Abdul praising your outfit for her critique. » Lucas: "Hound Dog"? Russians? Greasers? A diner? I can't tell what…
This is my spout
This photo irritates me so much. "Look at me! I'm so cute!" Fuck you. Who poses like that anymore? A crazy pastor is the new iPhone. •
Destination: Nowhere Near
I'm heading down to Los Angeles in mid-July to see The Dark Knight — anyone reading this is invited (seriously) — and while researching airfare, I saw: That's $229 one-way for… Act fast! • Little Deetch Needs to Fly • Real. Stupid. Emails. • a…
Audio Blood
Dale over LISA? I cannot wait for the reunion. 8:55: Z.Z. Top have been older than fucking dirt since I was born. The reason Ponce De Leon couldn't find the Fountain of Youth because it's HIDDEN IN THEIR BEARD HAIR. 8:59: OUT OF CROSBY, STILLS,…
Then the stars don't even matter
» I saw a guy remove his glasses before eating. Very odd… Ben says he eats without his glasses on too. He also has split hooves and doesn't chew his cud. What? No I don't. I wear my glasses. I'm not some sort of animal…
Pocket Knives to Pocket Vetoes
Other people's lines which I intend to steal someday: "I'm glad I didn't kill myself before I went to Manhattan, because I feel like running away to New York is a better idea than suicide." "Long story short, we drink, get smoked out, eat leftover…
Hope is for sissies
Greil Marcus on Bob Dylan's Self Portrait: What is this shit? Unless [Dylan] returns to the market-place with a sense of vocation and the ambition to keep up with his own gifts, the music of [the mid-sixties] will continue to dominate his records. I'm convinced…
When fire and the ocean floor collide
What happened to Nikki Cox? Is Jay Mohr blind? Bobcat Goldthwait abandoned ship at the right time. What happened to Bobcat Goldthwait? Come on, Last Five Minutes of Grey's Anatomy. Do you have to do the musical montage every episode? Does anybody know what show…