More amazing than I could possibly imagine. The title should be Light Speed, though.
Date Archives April 2008
She's Real
Jennifer Lopez will produce a reality show about her life for The Learning Channel.
Come to daddy
• Former 'Next Top Model' Eats Dog Stew in Seoul • Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits re-blog blah blah • How "Viral" Works
Don Draper
Previously on Adam Riff™: My buddy Jose won a Pulitzer this week as part of the Washington Post staff that covered last year's shootings at Virginia Tech. Jose called. "Jon, are you free next Wednesday night?" "Probably. Why?" "The venture capitalist who paid my college…
Wocka Wocka Wocka
"I'm thrilled to be on Deal or No Deal with you tonight. Come to think of it, I'm thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days." Oh George…
The Vast Spoils of America
• Redskins Cheerleaders Shake Up Cricket In India STORY HIGHLIGHTS Kerala, 30 doctor "The cheerleaders are heroes in their ability to make people excited." Setty Bishum, 55 "They're the only reason I am here. I wanted to treat myself. It's a new era for cricket…
Shoulder to the wheel
Previously on Adam Riff™: "Let's make him drive all the way up here and beg for traffic school to keep a cheap violation off his heretofore clean record!" Beg and you shall receive. When I saw the list of licensed classroom traffic schools Pizza 4U…
Spilled Beer
There is speculation that Jason Castro will sing "Memory" from the musical Cats. [source] The highlight of my day was processing an order for a still photographer on the set of High School Musical 3. A close second: hearing my boss poop in the men's…
The People's Champion
"Do you smell what Barack is cooking?"
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» This is an odd request, but I'm looking for a bone marrow donor. I… How do I say this? I tried it last night and it is fuckin' delicious! Premium chocolate products are typically more resilient when consumer spending in general slumps, analysts say….