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Royal Caribbean Cruises announced that an area resembling New York's Central Park spanning the length of a football field will be featured in the center of its Project Genesis ship. [more]

Imagine if Dubai built a cruise ship.

Idea: A cruise ship with an artificial river on board that you can sail down in a smaller cruise ship.

Idea: A Royal Caribbean sandcrawler.

I abhor cruises (traumatized as a child), but I'd totally vacation in a luxurious sandcrawler.


Idea: A revolving sushi boat restaurant.

Patrons sit and dine in boats that sail around a loop of little plates of sushi.

Better yet: A fusion revolving sushi boat restaurant.

Patrons sit and dine in gondolas that sail around a loop of little plates of sushi. Gondoliers identify items for patrons in song.

"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's hamachi
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's a Philadelphia roll…"

[groan]


Arby's has joined Quizno's, Lean Cuisine and Oscar Mayer in selling flatbread sandwiches. I wonder which one is Millionaire, which one is Greed, which one is Twenty One and which one is Winning Lines.


literal rick rolls