No Tofu Ever

Let's check in on Degrassi.

*click*

Emma: My home life sucks!
Damian: Check this out.

Damian: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers. He's my favourite author.
Emma: Wow! You're the first guy I've met who even has a favourite author.
Damian: His life goes haywire and he just…deals.
Emma: I could learn a thing or two from that!
Damian: Call me later. I'd love to hear what you think of the book.

*click*

[pause]

*click*

Damian: Still working on the book?

Emma: I'm STAGGERED by its genius!
Damian: Clever…
Emma: Eggers! Eggers! Come!

Damian: You got a dog?
Emma: Yeah. I found him on Craigslist. I named him "Eggers." Maybe we can walk him together!

*click*

She named the dog "Eggers."

*click*

Emma: I finished. Thanks. [awkward] See you around!
Damian: Wait! Eggers. Dave. He's got other books.

*click*

The thought of Emma reading What Is the What is simultaneously absurd and plausible.

This episode needs to appear with commentary on a future Wholphin DVD.


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