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On his debut in 1979, he was known as the Television Monster, a character that was fixated on television. He had antennae standing out of the top of his head, and his eyes would whirl around when he watched television. [source]
Original T sounds way more interesting.
• Skins will dump its original cast in favour of an all new line-up for next year's third series. In the future, the show will operate in two-year arcs.
• Google's Zurich HQ
• He's like a giant letter "T" that goes fucking nuts
• You should have asked her about dongs.