God bless Kristy Lee Cook for bringing teh lulz each week.
Would it kill David Archuleta to sing a fun song? Last I checked, the LDS Church doesn't forbid fun.
The musical sequel to Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Phantom of the Opera" will tell the story of how the Phantom got away in the big fire and was taken to Coney Island. [source]
The Phantom of Nathan's?
Andrew Lloyd Webber looks like Cesar Romero's Joker in retirement.
A look inside David Paterson's closet: