Fair and balanced.
I can understand ESPN excluding the Pac-10 because it doesn't broadcast any of the conference's tournament, but…
Okay, I would have excluded the Big Ten too.
The pure joy that a school from a smaller conference exudes over an automatic bid — in spite of a presumptive double-digit seed and early round exit ahead — tickles my cynical heart.
Kristy Lee Cook, "Eight Days a Week": It was like Kristy Lee heard all of Simon's pleading for her to be more country and chose the most literal translation of that, with the fiddles and the ripped jeans and the sparkly top and the yodeling and the twang in her voice that was never really there before tonight. It was like a parody of a Kellie Pickler performance. [source]
WOW! This is totally awful! This is so great! I can't believe how shitty this is! Her eyes are full of terror and it's like the song is going faster and faster and faster and the monkey's chasing the weasel and it's…she has no idea. Just none.
Randy's like, "You sounded shitty and inbred, and yet came off fake even though you are both, in reality." [source]
Listen and try not to loller/cringe.
HORSE APPLES!
The arm-waving during ballads needs to go.
The arm-waving during ballads needs to stop.
Go = stop.
Hammer time.
Rejected Idol co-host Brian Dunkleman re-surfaces this Thursday on Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp.
Next week In two weeks: iTunes 100 night!
Suggestions (culled from the iTunes 100 on March 11):
Syesha Mercado: Alicia Keys – "No One"
Chikezie: Chris Brown – "Kiss Kiss (feat. T-Pain)"
Ramiele Malubay: Rihanna – "Umbrella (feat. Jay-Z)"
Jason Castro: Plain White T's – "Hey There Delilah"
Carly Smithson: Matchbox Twenty – "How Far We've Come"
David Cook: Dragonforce – "Through the Fire and Flames"
Brooke White: Yael Naïm – "New Soul" (the MacBook Air ad song)
David Hernandez: Vampire Weekend – "A-Punk"
Amanda Overmyer: Paramore – "Misery Business"
Michael Johns: Glen Hansard and Marketa Iglova – "Falling Slowly"
Kristy Lee Cook: some Carrie Underwood song probably
David Archuleta: Jonas Brothers – "When You Look Me in the Eyes"
I wonder if Paula and Randy's song will be off-limits.
• Jaimie Alexander (Jessi XX) was on her high school wrestling team. WHAT?
• Geraldine Ferraro is turning into Ronald Reagan.
• 2 Quarts of Tanning Lotion, Stat!