Oh no he didn't!
Luke: He had one chance to save himself, and he picked WHAM??? For real? [source]
Archuleta has a terminal case of earnestness. Like, what's more PAINFULLY earnest than "Imagine"? "Another Day In Paradise" is what. He can't top himself next week unless he does a monologue as the therapist in Good Will Hunting. [source]
I had dinner with my cousin Betsy's family last night at a Chinese restaurant named "iRestaurant."
Her kids are soooo adorable. I wish I knew how to connect with them.
On the iRestaurant menu: "Magic Flavored Crab." We weren't willing to spend $18 to see what magic tastes like.
When ordering dessert, I pointed at a photo that intrigued me. "I want this."
"This" turned out to be chunks of cantaloupe and honeydew topped with Oreo ice cream, slices of banana, whipped cream, chocolate syrup and a cherry.
Oreo and melon pair better than you think.
I finally learned the English name of my favourite fruit: Wax Apple.
I haven't visited Taiwan in over a decade, but when I used to, my relatives would buy me cases of wax apples to eat.
Alas, you cannot bring wax apples into America. I bet I can buy them in Vancouver though.
I should just fuckin' move already.
"after 'SNL' spoof." Jesus…