The menu at the Sundance Kabuki movie theater in San Francisco includes roasted game hen, crabcakes, and braised oxtail, along with craft beers, cocktails, and local wines by the glass. [source] Only a San Franciscan could eat a roasted game hen with a glass of…
Date Archives February 2008
Creatively Bankrupt
"now where am I going to buy my iPhone cozies?" "where will i get my magic fingers chair and over priced headphones and electric golf ball washer with built in radar missile defense system?" "How the hell am I supposed to breath ionically charged air,…
She's cooking salad for breakfast
T-Pain: Really, to just do a T-Pain/Limp Bizkit song, that would be awesome for me. [checks calendar] related: "It'll be one of the books of the year." Time for another installment of "You can't do that on (American) television!" a musical about 9/11? a crazy…
Dirty Sexy Money
For the price of one "Super Star," you can watch four times as many people "pho." [groan] Unless, of course, you find Vietnamese tit offensive.
Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said
Previously on Adam Riff™: I've long been fascinated by television nomenclature. Posts like #2031 are why I've considered lifting our ban on comments, but my buddy list prefers that this web site remain commentless, so…blame them. Anyhow, some reader-submitted additions to my list: "Amazing Race…
Shattered Ass
Food Network tool Robert Irvine (Dinner: Impossible) fabricated stories about being a knight and owning a castle. and earning a B.S. in food and nutrition. and working on the wedding cake for Prince Charles and Princess Diana. and being a White House chef. and biting…
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
I've long been fascinated by television nomenclature. Boston Public named each episode "Chapter [insert successive number]," beginning with "Chapter One" and ending with "Chapter Eighty-One." Murder One also named each episode "Chapter [insert successive number]," but for its second season, reset to one and added…
Adam Ramblings 13
» Apparently, the money match for WrestleMania XXIV will be The Big Show vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Mayweather punched Show two or three times bare knuckle on the button and then ran off with his posse. Show was bleeding all over the place. [source] »…
I see no sign of fortress
Sometimes I can't believe that I was terrified during my first driving lesson, because in my car, I feel invincible. When faced with a tight merge or lane change, I never hesitate to cut in, and I'll right turn into cross traffic before I should….