She's cooking salad for breakfast

T-Pain:

Really, to just do a T-Pain/Limp Bizkit song, that would be awesome for me.

[checks calendar]

related: "It'll be one of the books of the year."


Time for another installment of "You can't do that on (American) television!"


a musical about 9/11?


a crazy stalker girl fingers herself on the bed of her stalkee?

YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON (AMERICAN) TELEVISION!


I spent the past few days absorbing every available episode of Kyle XY.

I pitied Jessi during the first half of season two, but now I wish that she had died after jumping off the cliff. You don't deserve Kyle's benevolence, bitch! I hope he literally kills you with kindness!

Josh's shirts are like 30 Rock Frank's hats.


Idea: A new typography term
Heh. Sniglet.

The 2008 Golden Clog Nominees
concocted by Anthony Bourdain